The WordPress Dissatisfaction Rag
I have a beef with WordPress. I’d really like to know
What makes them think I want to read all comments? If I’d do so,
I’m quite thoroughly capable of saying so. I can
Choose on my own. I do not need your default “helping hand.”
And furthermore, I question why you cannot quite believe
That I can tick the box myself, choose comments I receive.
This “ticking box” encroachment is one more unwelcome change
To affect my list of contacts; that list, I can arrange.
So now a different dialect than normally I’d choose.
Untick that box, you assholes. I certainly refuse
To give a shit whose comment I should read. I’ll not be led;
Use not manipulation. I will select, instead.
I’ve found my own capacity: deciding by my picks
If I desire that “ticking” box, you manipulative pricks.