Memorial Day Weekend, our summer begins
So hot and so sunny, with northwestern winds.
The hardware store’s crazy, the grocery store too,
With so many people, it’s hard to get through.
And so many people, in Maine from away
Drive like nutty speed demons; beware everyday
That you drive here. Be careful? They just don’t know how.
If you don’t watch closely, into you they’ll plow.
Your life is in peril, whenever you leave
Your garage, so be careful, and don’t disbelieve
The words I write to you about this dire threat.
Or stay at the picnic — the best idea yet.
Happy Memorial Day, everyone!