Cable service is upgraded; I am totally elated!
Science Channel comes to my TV.
I can’t believe how long I waited, my desire so long negated;
Now I’m just as pleased as I can be.
Through the Wormhole, I have traveled; quantum physics is unraveled,
And my understanding grows apace;
I’m quite intent, no longer baffled. The fact is, I am quite bedazzled.
Exploring galaxies in outer space.
I’ve jumped through black holes so amazing, Multiverse I am embracing,
Now string theory has become so clear —
So much more simple; I’m embracing all the knowledge I am gaining,
From this network which I hold so dear.
So now I sit; I’m dedicated, shows for which so long I waited.
The Elements, Hypnosis, Build It Big.
With my excitement unabated, curiosity unsated,
Just one more Science Channel guinea pig.