So, here I am, among these spindly trees. I came at the request of my prospective employer, and I can see why she chose this area. This little patch of trees needs the help of a landscaper. I will cut out the smaller trees, and mow the grass around the roots of the rest of them. If I do this well, I get the position: gardener. Okay. Orange spots on the trees to go, she said; too bad I’m color-blind.